Magnetic or True

With a delivery calling to be done ones thoughts turn to a smooth crossing. With gale after gale, the need for the old prayer mat calls a pleanty. Prayer mat in hand, now so as not to displease him up there the placement is very critical so as not to offend. Right now is that Magnetic or True. It is quite a difference you know and with todays current high winds the I must have got it wrong yet again. See I told you, "God Hates Me". No matter where I point the thing all I get is rough seas. Surely he knows by now that Dutch barges have flat bottoms and do not like it too rough, besides which I hate it when the crew revolt. Cancel those flight tickets Hassle, looks like I'm staying at home for a bit longer. Probably her prayer mat works better than mine. Now all I need is another crossing like the one in the piccie