Hi all, I'm Bosun and I'm not that flee bitten dirty stopout cooking fat's mum, I'm human, 16 years old and really cute, now all you cats out there be afraid, yes thats right pussy those are teeth and although I have lost a few I can still do a bit of damage with whats left. Now you might think that I am a dog but you are wrong, and no I am not a chocolate bar, who in their right mind would call me a Yorkie, no chunks of chocolate in me, can't stand the stuff. To prove a point my main diet is chicken, roast beef, sirloin steak and the odd steak and kidney pie, my dad has to eat sausage and beefburgers and I get all the good stuff. Mum, Hassle the boss keeps me well fed with only the best cuts. I sleep in the main bed between mum and dad, yes I know, but you have to put the older ones in their place, that's my bed and I let them share it but only on the edge's. Now if there is an animal shrink out there the cat seriously needs help, I think that when she stays out all night, she takes drugs and unlike some politicians who claim not to have inhaled, she does, she comes home with all the local toms chasing her down the yard and I know for certain she takes that catnip stuff, probably snorts it like some common chav, she comes in rubbing herself against our legs like a common tart, spreading her fleas she gets from her cat friends, she is a tramp. I think that she needs to be pitied as she is not all there.
There she goes off again, probably wont be back until the early hours, come on you cat shrinks this puss really needs help, or better still get the men in white coats to cart her off to a rubber room, no not like that, it's your mind, now wash you mouth out
Well, Bosun, there's plenty of spunk there isn't there? Watch out though, you might not be quite as big as you think you are and there's lots of mean mangy hounds out there who'd have a little chap like you for breakfast, humanthough you might be...here's a link to a friend you might like to meet http://adogz.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteShe's been a bit slack lately so I'll have to remind her she's got friends out there, but still, you can see you might have something in common!
Allo s'mee sindybin...tell bosun i'se wanna be his frend...luv n lix from nevereverland
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